your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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