Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
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Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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