Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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