idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
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My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
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my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I would fuck him just for his dog
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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