And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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