If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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