she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
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We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
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I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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