don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
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