Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I am mentally ready for anal.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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