i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
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I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
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I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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