Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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