ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
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No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
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Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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