Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
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So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
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im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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