she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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