your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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