They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
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Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
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gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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