Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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