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so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
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my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
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I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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