I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
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in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
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How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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