Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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