i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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