I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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