Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
My vagina just recognized that song.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
You should frame my arrest warrant.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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