Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I am puke
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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