physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
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When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
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All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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