my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
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If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
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Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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