he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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