Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
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So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
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I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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