I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
honey bunches of taint.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
