I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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