ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
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I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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