I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
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Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
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Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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