Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
