similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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