Your face is a jimmy john
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
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If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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