Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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