i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?