Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
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We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
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Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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