I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
He better not be in your backpack
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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