You surviving the open bar?
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im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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