And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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