Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Alive.
So much puke
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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