We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
i black out too much to be "responsible"
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Randomize
