I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
How's work?
Spinning.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
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