Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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