What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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