White coat. Heels.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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