I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I accidentally had phone sex last night
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
now i know why i became what i already was.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
