some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
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I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
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i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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