I think i peed on brittanys purse
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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