so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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