I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
These tits shall not be calmed
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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