Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
so let's talk penis.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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